Tongue twisters can help you a lot in the pronunciation of any language:
Pablito clavó un clavito en la calva de un calvito.
En la calva de un calvito un clavito clavó Pablito.
Pablito nailed a nail in the bald patch of a small bald man, ...
"Erre" con "erre" cigarro, "erre" con "erre" barril,
Rápido ruedan las ruedas, sobre los rieles del ferrocarril.
"R" with "R" cigar, "R" with "R" barrel
Quickly run the cars, over the rails of the railroad.
And this is another one:
Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en tres tristes trastos sentados tras un trigal.
Three sad tigers swallowed wheat in three sad utensils seated behind a wheatfield.
Love riddle
¿Cómo quieres que te quiera si él que quiero que me quiera no me quiere como quiero que me quiera?
How do you want me to like you if the one I want to like me doesn't like me as I want him to like me.
Compadre de la capa parda, no compre usted mas capa parda,que el que mucha capa parda compra, mucha capa parda paga.Yo que mucha capa parda compré, mucha capa parda pagué, brother of the brown gown, don't buy anymore brown gown, because who buys many brown gowns, pays for many brown gowns. I, who bought many brown gowns, paid for many brown gowns.
Rápido ruedan los carros cargados de azúcar al ferrocarril.
Quick run the cars loaded with sugar to the train station.
A dog loses its tail
El perro de San Roque no tiene rabo porque Ramón Ramírez se lo ha cortado.
The dog of San Roque doesn't have a tail, because Ramon Ramirez has cut it off.
Poquito a poquito Paquito empaca poquitas copitas en pocos paquetes, bit by bit Paquito is packing some wine glasses in a few packages.
Pancha irons
Pancha plancha con cuatro planchas. ¿Con cuantas planchas Pancha plancha?
Pancha irons with four irons. With how many irons does Pancha iron?
Pepe Pecas pica papas con un pico.
Con un pico pica papas Pepe Pecas.
Pepe Pecas is hacking potatatoes with a pick.
With a pick Pepe Pecas is hacking potatoes.
El cielo está enladrillado ¿quién lo desenladrillará? El desenladrillador que lo desenladrille, ¡buen desenladrillador será!
The sky is full of bricks. Who will put them out now?The 'unbricker' who could put them out, will be such a good 'unbricker.
The archbishop of Constantinople
El arzobispo de Constantinopla se quiere desarzobisconstantinopolitanizar. El desarzobisconstantinopolitanizador que lo desarzobisconstantinopolitanice, buen desarzobisconstantinopolitanizador será.
The archbishop of Constantinople wants to be un-archbishop-constantinopolized. Whoever un-archbishop-constantinopolizes him, a good un-archbishop-constantinopolizer will be.
Buy me a coconut
Señora, cómpreme un coco.No compro coco, porque poco coco como poco coco compro.
Madam, buy me a coconut.I don't buy coconut, because I don't eat much coconut.
Compadre, cómpreme un coco. Compadre, coco no compro; porque el que poco coco come, poco coco compra: yo, como poco coco como, poco coco compro. Compadre, cómpreme un coco.
Cuando Fernando Septimo usaba paletot! Cuando Fernando Septimo usaba paletot paletot, usaba paletot
When Ferdinand VIIth used a PALTOK